Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because I am lonely

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“I love you because I am lonely”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, a corsetted woman and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Going Dutch

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“I love you because you think going Dutch means a dirty weekend in Amsterdam”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, bugs a torso and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Do you know why I love you so much?

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“Do you know why I love you so much? No, neither do I”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has twins, corset damage, a cat, a heart and cogs

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

[wp_cart:Do you know why I love you Valentines Card:price:4.5:end]

Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because you take it up the arse…

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“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Sold out – sorry!

30 days of creativity – Day 8 – Deck Chair and Cat

30 day creativity challenge Day  8; How do you draw straight lines?

It’s a glorious sunny day and my son is away at school camp all week so I have no time constraints. The world is my lobster.

I’m doing battle with drawing again. I feel an improvement since day one and although I like cutting and sticking, this is better for me.

Today I went and sat in my garden and drew the deckchair I have taken the fabric off so I can paint it.

It was a bit of a battle with straight lines and angles but I kept checking outside shapes and found I wasn’t holding my breath quite so much as I was a few days ago. Straight lines have become hugely difficult, they veer off or around corners that are not there, they need discipline.

I didn’t finish the deckchair, which is a bit of a cop out but I don’t actually care. I didn’t finish it because I realised too late I was sitting too close to it, I’d have to turn around to draw the rest of it, which would cock up the perspective. However,  I drew something that was reasonably like the thing that was in front of me.

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All the time I was drawing, the cats were leaping around chasing innocent insects and things that are not there. I caught Scumspawn in his waiting mode. I’m most pleased today with the 2 second sketch of the cat, I have caught his bones and attitude and I am chuffed.

 

You can see the reason this started and the rest of the days here – http://www.ragbaby.co.uk/1120-2/

And if you want to join in we have a Facebook group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/154085144775381/
Over on Crackbook a bunch of us are going to be working through Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain: A Course in Enhancing Creativity and Artistic Confidence

The first exercises are to draw a self portrait, your hand and something else I can’t remember so you can see improvement. Then you move onto drawing a vase from a silhouette. You can see the vase exercise here – http://drawright.com/vaceface.htm.

The plan is to do an exercise every Sunday from the book.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

30 days of creativity – Day 7 – Ivy

30 day creativity challenge Day  7; Ivy

This didn’t take me half an hour. It took me as long as I had while my son was stressing about not being able to make himself go down the death slide at Fockin Trago aka Trago Mills. Fockin Trago is a place traditionally visited only if you are able to eat a pasty, smoke a fag, shout and smack your kids all at the same time. I lack some of those skills but they still let me in. At the Newton Abbot Trago £5 gets you unlimited rides on what we call the Train of Happiness (because it cheers up 10 year olds who feel crap because they didn’t do the death slide). It also gets you goes on bumper boats, racing boats, tiny trawlers, pedalo swans, go karts and a visit to a huge model railway. We love Fockin Trago.

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I was working on getting the actual shape of the ivy leaf accurate so I watched the shapes around it rather than the shapes it makes itself. I played around with flat planes around it too. Now I’m aware that astigmatism is cocking up my perspective I can watch for it and I feel a lot happier about my drawing ability. I just need to keep checking and re-checking what I am doing.


Over on Crackbook a bunch of us are going to be working through Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain: A Course in Enhancing Creativity and Artistic Confidence

The first exercises are to draw a self portrait, your hand and something else I can’t remember so you can see improvement. Then you move onto drawing a vase from a silhouette. You can see the vase exercise here – http://drawright.com/vaceface.htm.

The plan is to do an exercise every Sunday from the book. I’ve just spent 2 hours in traffic jams on the motorway getting back from Fockin Trago so I think I might start next week.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can see the reason this started and the rest of the days here – http://www.ragbaby.co.uk/1120-2/

And if you want to join in we have a Facebook group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/154085144775381/

 

 

30 days of creativity – Day 6 – Bristol Drawing Club

30 day creativity challenge Day  6. Bristol Drawing Club Social.

Bristol Drawing Club is a group of people in Bristol who draw things. We meet occasionally and play drawing games. I’d advertised the event to the friend I dragged along as a social for people who are not sociable. The times I have been before it wasn’t terribly social, which suits me fine as I can sit in a room full of people, join in on things but not have to share any information about myself or bother to meet new people and have to remember their names. Last night there was a sociable wildcard who was chatty, which was a bit weird for some of us, who as adults still have a strong sense of stranger danger and basically don’t trust anyone ever.  My internal dialog bypasses the Van Halen earworm and whooshes down paranoid corridors, “Why do they want to know my name? Do they know someone I know? Are we related? Who do they work for? What will they do with this information?” I’ve probably been reading too many crime books recently and have delusions of underground grandeur because I don’t have anything to hide really.

Last night the social was at the Looking Glass which is my kind of pub. It’s dark and dingy, there are plenty of tables, people generally leave you alone, they often have cake, the beer is good and (here comes the best bit) they have a record player. There are about 100 albums all ordered in decade or you can drop in after going to one of the second hand vinyl shops in St Nicks Market and play your own record on it. That is, unless some munter wants to play the Beatles on a loop in which case you abscond quickly to the Crown where they play mostly metal, do good lunches and there is no risk whatsoever of the Beatles or jazz, both or which I despise with a passion that defies all logic. Last night I almost had to leave because of the jazz but I threatened to bite someone and the music changed pretty soon thereafter.

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Anyway, this isn’t a review of my favorite Bristol pubs, it’s about day 6 of 30 days of creativity.

It was quiet at the social last night, the month before people had to sit on the floor but it’s Glastonbury weekend so I guess lots of people were there. We arranged the tables so we could sit opposite each other and started to play drawing games. The first one was to draw the person sitting opposite you in various ways, with the hand you don’t usually use (there is a stupid politically correct way to say this but that’s bollocks), then to draw them with a continuous line, pencil not leaving the paper, then to draw them not looking at the paper, then to draw them with your weak and rubbish hand (check me out being handist!) without looking at the paper…… all these games were timed and I was lucky enough to sit opposite someone with fantastic hair which was a joy to draw. We then went on to drawing other people for increasing lengths of time. When you get used to only having 60 seconds to draw, 4 minutes seems like a lifetime!. What I did notice was that I am not perceiving depth like I used to, my glasses prescription has changed and I suppose it’s because of that. I’m drawing everyone with skinny skulls. Now I’m aware of it I can do something about it.

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There were other games after this – collaborative works drawing onto landscapes, drawing postcards being described by other people etc. Lots of fun.

There will probably be lots of pictures of the night on the Bristol Drawing Club Facebook page soon and if you are lucky you will be able to see the vast variety of styles and ideas that people bring to the socials.

I had fun, lots of it and I really appreciate the time and effort the volunteers who run the group put into keeping it going.  It’s open to all and there is a box for donations to cover materials which are all provided. If you are lucky enough to be in Bristol on a club night go, and I promise I won’t ask your name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can see the reason this started and the rest of the days here – http://www.ragbaby.co.uk/1120-2/

And if you want to join in we have a Facebook group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/154085144775381/

 

 

30 days of creativity – Day 5 – Bastard Fucking Apple Tree

30 day creativity challenge Day  5. I do battle with the fucking apple tree again.

I started off looking at the spaces between the leaves and drawing without taking my hand off the paper, or looking at the paper, the idea being this would free me up a bit.

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This did help me to breathe and draw at the same time but I thought that maybe I was taking on too much with a whole tree. I got one leaf, one that was trimmed off in it’s recent prune and was going to die. By now I’m willing the fucking tree to die because I can’t draw it. Since I probably wouldn’t be happy with a drawing of a concrete yard this is a stupid wish, but anyway, by now I’m pissed off with myself, with the tree, with the birds tweeting and with the cats scuttling all over the place. I will win.

The next drawing I tried with the leaf balanced on my leg as I drew. I worked around it, getting more detail and rubbing out bits that were not quite right until I had a shape that looked not too far off the original. I started to go around again, checking dimensions, adding more detail, experimenting with shading then rubbing it out cos it was terrible, adding more detail, checking distances….. and then the wind blew it away.

Bastard Fucking Apple Tree.

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You can see the reason this started and the rest of the days here – http://www.ragbaby.co.uk/1120-2/

And if you want to join in we have a Facebook group – https://www.facebook.com/groups/154085144775381/