Looking for Aliens and Loving the Music of the Stars

heart and music stars card at ragbaby I sold this georgous card on Folksy today, some lucky person is going to get a precious bit of lovelyness. The heart is made from lots of tiny little stars cut out of 1920’s music manuscript. So the literal translation of  the meaning of the card is ‘I love the music of the stars’. All together now ahhhhh.

If you have a computer at home that is on a lot you can donate it’s downtime to SETI@home  which is a scientific experiment that uses Internet-connected computers in the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence (SETI).  All you need to do is run a free program that downloads and analyzes radio telescope data. Much more fun than the swirly screensavers and it could make you famous!

We are hoping to find alien lifeforms and become their leader, mwahhahahaha.

If you want to hear what the music of the stars really sounds like check this out, I could listen to it on a loop.

Free, Alternative, Rude and Possibly Offensive “I forgot Valentines” pictures to share.

These little beauties are free to share, as long as you don’t make money out of them, in which case I will send the rats round. Spread the marg, oh, should that be love? I forget. Pop them on your beloveds Facebook profile, print them out and stick them under windscreen wipers, slide them between the pages of random library books. Whatevs.

Sorry I missed Valentines Day, I was doing your mum    Valentines? waste of money, Oral sex? Priceless

I didn't send you a valentines day card because you turned me gay, thank you

Sorry I missed Valentines Day, I was busy doing your dad

it took so long at the gum clinic I didn't have time to get you a valentines day card, sorry

Alternative Mothers Day Card – Thanks for all my issues.

alternative mothers day card

Yes mum, I still live with you and your 12 cats because I can’t hold down a decent relationship or a proper job. I don’t know where my weight problem/fear of strangers/aversion to peas/addiction to the selling channel came from, pass me that copy of Chat and another value Jammy Dodger, I love you too.

Probably a little bit edgy for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with FREE postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

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Alternative Mothers Day Card – Sorry I ripped you on the way out.

alternative mothers day card sorry I ripped you

A rather gorgeous torso is filled with cogs, a cat and a man on a bike. Perfect for Mothers Day, how she will love her little darling and cheer with delight as she opens the pretty pink envelope to see this card. Go on, you know she’s worth it. Especially if she is a Goth mum, Goth mums are the best.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with Free postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – If I tell you that I love you will you fuck me?

fuck_me

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a lovely bug in sections and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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I love you because you have an enormous cock – Valentines Day Card

Mmm cock.

You too could have a huge cock on your mantlepiece. I’ve got one, it’s resplendent.

5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

£4.50 including postage

SOLD OUT NOW SORRY

 

I love you because the voices tell me to – Anti Valentines Day Card

What else do the voices tell you to do?

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture anatomy drawings and diagrams of machinery.
The card is of the deepest darkest black and is 5 1/2 inch square. It comes with a jolly bright pink envelope to lighten the mood, or lull the recipient into a false sense of security.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or tear off, if you are in that sort of mood.

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