Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because I am lonely

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“I love you because I am lonely”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, a corsetted woman and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Going Dutch

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“I love you because you think going Dutch means a dirty weekend in Amsterdam”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, bugs a torso and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Do you know why I love you so much?

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“Do you know why I love you so much? No, neither do I”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has twins, corset damage, a cat, a heart and cogs

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because you take it up the arse…

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“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Sold out – sorry!

Fields Patchwork Quilt – Now you can have outdoor sex in the comfort of your own home

 

.Fields from above patchwork quilt

I’ve always wanted to make a patchwork quilt of the view you see out of an airplane. This is it. Golden fields of rape sit next to pretty flowers and shades of clear brown and green.

I made a paper pattern following pictures I had taken out of a plane and as the pattern has now been destroyed, this is a one off, totally unique quilt. There will never be another like this.

It measures 195 x 138cm

The fabric is cotton or poly cotton mix, depending on the pattern and colour.

The back is made from khaki polar fleece and the whole quilt has contour lines stitched into it. There are hilltops and valleys.
It is machine washable at 40 degrees

And it’s in the Rag Baby Folksy Shop – http://folksy.com/items/4368037-Fields-from-Above-Patchwork-Quilt-Fleece-Backed

 

 

36 Zodiac Cards sold to one lovely shop

I’m really proud to have sold 3 set of the Rag Baby Zodiac cards to Carnill & Company Ltd. who are a new shop just about to open. More news of when and where later.

I haven’t sold out though because I make to order so if you like the look of them please head over to the Folksy shop to spend spend spend. http://folksy.com/shops/ragbaby?shop_section=zodiac_greetings_cards

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The perfect notebook for plotting world domination

evil plots and schemes steampunk notebook

We all know how it is, our evil genius friends and relatives are impossible to find presents for. They have all the bunsen burners they could possibly desire and you gave them socks last year.

This is the solution. A handy A6 hardbacked notebook with loads of lovely blank pages for drawing diagrams or writing lists on. A6 is a quarter of normal bit of photocopier paper so these notebooks fit nicely into bags or larger pockets.

The front cover features an iconoclastic Rag Baby composite design of cogs, a torso, a lady in a corset, mechanical legs, a very judgemental looking man on a bike and a cat, with it’s innards on display.

The paper inside is a good weight that would take ink pens, felt tips and probably blood though for safety and legal reasons I cannot recommend that. Not after what happened last time.

http://folksy.com/items/4187346-Evil-Plots-and-Schemes-Thick-A6-Steampunk-Notebook-or-Sketch-book-Blank-Pages

Rag Baby Crochet Kits Review “exactly what I was looking for and the yarns are beautiful”

Earlier this year I went through my yarn stash, which was pretty impressive and took up a lot of space. With the stash I made up these scrummy learn to crochet kits. The colours are carefully chosen to either blend or clash tastefully and the instructions included teach you how to make granny squares or hexagons. There are even crochet hooks included, all you need is a pair of hands.

This is what one Rag Baby customer had to say:

“I just received the two crochet kits I ordered off you yesterday! I can’t wait to get started. It was exactly what I was looking for and the yarns are beautiful. I’m still shocked they got here so quickly! Thank you very much!”

This little beauty is in the post to a lucky new owner today and if you want to see the others I have for sale then check out http://folksy.com/shops/ragbaby?shop_section=craft_kits

Rag Baby crochet kits