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Will another pint Of delicious cold Guinness Make me feel better ? ...
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Wonderful night out Loud music sequinned dresses I won't forget you ...
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I love my Astra It growls and leaks and stutters Best car in the world ...
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I worked hard today With good company and food We got a lot done ...
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Three or four or five? We celebrate with cat toys Scumspawn is confused ...
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I picked fresh bramble But you are so big you fall Hugely to the floor ...
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Unicorn semen? One shot equals three hours sleep And a huge headache ...
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I don't feel rested I worry I've forgotten How to do my job ...
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Has it been serviced? I normally kill my car way before that point ...
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I liked the idea of a windy rainy day Now I know that's wrong ...
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Lost dog found today Saved from railway lines and roads Taken to the pound ...
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I painted for hours It looks like I've done nothing Polishing dog turds ...
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Two Wolves against you Twelve villagers and vampires Brilliant win by Wolves! (This is about a game I play as much as I can because it is very good fun sitting in a pub, lying your face off and burning people at the stake). http://www.playwerewolf.co/rules/ ...
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Felt fine when I woke Now the hangover is here I will never learn ...
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The fence is put up With help and a little blood The cats don't like it ...
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Little villages With wonderful museums And nice cups of tea ...
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The wall is sanded paper to cover woodchip ready to paste on ...
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Three days to go now It's all out of my control I hope we have time ...
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Eleven stone six Three pounds lighter than last weekJust five more to go ...
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Too windy outside But the clothes have all dried now Inside is warmer ...
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Sofa sunbathing Under a blanket and warm Too windy outside ...
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Organised records from Abba to Frank Zappa no space for more though ...
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Running with no shoes Makes you run on tippy toes New bits of me hurt ...
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I will plant carrots In the freshly dug warm soil So the slugs can feast ...
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The sleep theme recurs Because I'm awake at night Today I'm wiped out ...
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Fucking menopause I can't regulate my heat Just let me grow old ...
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Delicious Pizza Overlapping a large plate Please can I have two ...
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Saturday was good Spoke to my sis, ate nice food Saw a scary film ...
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I was just so tired So I moved the cat and slept Brain fuzzier now ...
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Cinema tonight Blade Runner The Final Cut Very excited! ...
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Five pint afternoon Was not such a good idea Chinese burns my throat ...
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In deadline limbo Waiting for questions answered No work for me yet ...
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Eating lunch outside For the first time in a while You had sun, I shade ...
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You sneered at my stuff I had carefully displayed But the sun shone bright ...
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Balletic chainsaw Dances through the ash branches I have wood to carve ...
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My gingerbread houseLooks as crappy as I feelBut tastes much nicer ...
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I would like to be Digging underneath my tree But it's pissing down ...
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Purring fluff ball cat Will not stop until she is Obscuring my book ...
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Huge thanks to Anneka from the Freemen of Gwent for sharing this technique with me. It's a version of the predecessor to knitting called Nailbinding or Naalbinding which means binding with a needle in Danish. It uses short bits of yarn and a darning needle. They had made fingerless gloves with this techique that looked a little like this image ...
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