“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”
This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.
This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.
Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.
Sold out – sorry!