I love you because you have an enormous cock – Valentines Day Card

Mmm cock.

You too could have a huge cock on your mantlepiece. I’ve got one, it’s resplendent.

5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

£4.50 including postage

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