Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because you take it up the arse…


“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Sold out – sorry!