Free, Alternative, Rude and Possibly Offensive “I forgot Valentines” pictures to share.

These little beauties are free to share, as long as you don’t make money out of them, in which case I will send the rats round. Spread the marg, oh, should that be love? I forget. Pop them on your beloveds Facebook profile, print them out and stick them under windscreen wipers, slide them between the pages of random library books. Whatevs.

Sorry I missed Valentines Day, I was doing your mum    Valentines? waste of money, Oral sex? Priceless

I didn't send you a valentines day card because you turned me gay, thank you

Sorry I missed Valentines Day, I was busy doing your dad

it took so long at the gum clinic I didn't have time to get you a valentines day card, sorry