Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because I am lonely

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“I love you because I am lonely”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, a corsetted woman and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Going Dutch

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“I love you because you think going Dutch means a dirty weekend in Amsterdam”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, bugs a torso and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Do you know why I love you so much?

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“Do you know why I love you so much? No, neither do I”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has twins, corset damage, a cat, a heart and cogs

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

[wp_cart:Do you know why I love you Valentines Card:price:4.5:end]

Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because you take it up the arse…

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“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Sold out – sorry!

Alternative Mothers Day Card – Thanks for all my issues.

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Yes mum, I still live with you and your 12 cats because I can’t hold down a decent relationship or a proper job. I don’t know where my weight problem/fear of strangers/aversion to peas/addiction to the selling channel came from, pass me that copy of Chat and another value Jammy Dodger, I love you too.

Probably a little bit edgy for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with FREE postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

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Alternative Mothers Day Card – Sorry I ripped you on the way out.

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A rather gorgeous torso is filled with cogs, a cat and a man on a bike. Perfect for Mothers Day, how she will love her little darling and cheer with delight as she opens the pretty pink envelope to see this card. Go on, you know she’s worth it. Especially if she is a Goth mum, Goth mums are the best.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy so only on sale directly from Rag Baby.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £3.50 with Free postage and this could be yours!

Just click on the tempting little ‘buy me now’ button and it will be yours to give.

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – If I tell you that I love you will you fuck me?

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This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a lovely bug in sections and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

[wp_cart:Will you fuck me card:price:4.5:end]