Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Going Dutch

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“I love you because you think going Dutch means a dirty weekend in Amsterdam”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a cat, cogs, bugs a torso and a heart

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

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Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – Do you know why I love you so much?

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“Do you know why I love you so much? No, neither do I”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has twins, corset damage, a cat, a heart and cogs

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

[wp_cart:Do you know why I love you Valentines Card:price:4.5:end]

Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – I love you because you take it up the arse…

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“I love you because you take it up the arse like the bitch you are”

This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a cat, an opened heart and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Sold out – sorry!

Very Rude Anti Valentines Card – If I tell you that I love you will you fuck me?

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This Steampunk anti Valentines day card features a composite picture made from Victorian mechanical and anatomical drawings.

This particular one has a sexy half opened torso, a lovely bug in sections and cogs to keep the wheels of love turning.

Too rude for Folksy or Etsy, probably too rude for any family members and possibly illegal too.
5 1/2 inch square deep black high quality card with bright pink envelopes.
The inside of the card has a paler pink heart to write on, or rip out if you feel so inclined.

Just a tiny little £4.50 with no postage charges at all and this could be yours!

[wp_cart:Will you fuck me card:price:4.5:end]